January 2012
Omg theyre playing such bad music here. Like awful. Avril lavine was on when i came in. Now the scorpions are on. What am i dooooooing
redsuspenders:
what if sylvia plath was just trying to follow a simple recipe but it had a typo which said, “stick head in oven for 20-30 minutes” instead of bread
Smart phones
Saving people from awkward social situations.
Thank god i have one. Now i just look like the awkward nerdy autistic girl in the corner. Its cool.
“he even sleeps like a faggot”
– <3
imprecise:
Hellogoodbye - Here In Your Arms
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you're a wizard, amos: omegleFTW →
plzdavejustdrive:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Stranger: Hi
Stranger: M 26
Stranger: U? You: I’m a 23 year old female, sir. Stranger: Mmm Stranger: Want to see a pic of me? You: I’m down Stranger: http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/819919/big_dick.html Stranger: What…
just one of the millions of reasons this girl right here is one of my bestest...
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